01 April 2009

Trailer - A Cadaver Chrismas (2008)

Low budget B horror seems like very popular genre for starting filmmakers. There is already huge audience seeking for unlimited gore and brutal violence, so your movie can be noticed quickly. And if you also make it funny and with references to classics, then you did half a job even before people saw a frame from the film.

Such is A Cadaver Christmas, telling bloody story of the group of people that encounter horrible results of monstrous experiment.



Visit the official site for more details, and where you can also watch the original short movie, on which this film is based.

Something Funny - Helpful Bus

I've already posted one episode of this parody series, with Nathan Fillion (here), and here is another, very funny one.
Just to explain things up first, a movie writer James Gunn created with his brothers, Sean and Brian, a series of short episodes mocking the concept of porn movies, named PG Porn.
The tag line for this series is "For people who love everything about Porn... except the sex" and it describes famous and cliche situations often used in porn productions, but with different results. They even use real porn stars just to emphasize the humor of the outcome.

You can find the episodes and behind the scenes footage on the dedicated page at Spike.com

31 March 2009

Movies - Last Seen



Synecdoche, New York, USA (2008)

Directional debut of Charlie Kaufman, that before this mainly wrote scripts, including Being John Malkovich, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and more. He continues with his themes and style in this movie too, and it is both good and bad.

Kaufman's scripts are familiar for containing autobiographical elements, his characters are very much part of himself, like his embodiments. They are expressing his emotions and thoughts, their experiences, in a way, are his own.

And in this film, again, he presents his vision of reality in very direct and honest way, it's amazing how he can displays his deep emotional and mental state in series of images, how he manages to let viewers enter his mind and look around, how he creates very unique mood right from the start, and how he is not ashamed to show his most lowest and embarrassing moments. The acting is great and the characters are complex, the film flows through twisted story with touches of fantasy and surrealism, using satire and cynicism in creative way.
As director, Kaufman skilfully plays with cinematic conventions, distorting the sense of time and reality, there are many impressive moments on all levels, the general idea of the movie is really smart.

But, and here comes the bad part, at some point all this becomes very, very tiresome and even annoying. I mean, the movie holds up for more than a half of its time, during which Kaufman successfully manages to slide on the edge between interesting and original to boring and bland. But in last quarter he can no longer keep the balance and falls down, into the abyss of banal and cheap. The film suddenly becomes too heavy, too sentimental, too pretentious. It's all just keeps dragging on and on, becomes even more depressing, slower and over the top allegorical.

By now, after so many scripts, in which he cried and wept about his miserable life, inventing one fucked up character after another, you would think Kaufman will change the phase, that he will grow up a little and his writing will include something beyond the regular content of his meetings with the shrink. But no, he still continues to cry and weep, displaying nothing but annoying self pity and being sentimental wuss.
Ok, Charlie, we get it. Problems of life, fear and inevitability of death, relationships, human nature, pain, sorrow, blah, blah, blah.

Move the fuck on.

8/10


Spider Baby or, The Maddest Story Ever Told, USA (1968)

Low budget B treat, considered classic in its genre. Although there is no gore and only a little violence, the film turns out to be disturbing and twisted.

Directed by cultish Jack Hill, it contains some creepy characters and scenes. And even if it's not very explicit, this is the origins of today's horror.

A well deserved remake is coming next year.

7+/10


Bolt, USA (2008)

Sweet and harmless animation on the most mediocre level, there is absolutely nothing special about it. Some laughs, some action, some tearful scenes and one moral message for kids. A classic and safe Disney's format.

As opposed to Pixar's animations, Bolt has nothing appealing to mature audience, the movie is painfully childish. And although the movie has its moments, it's very plain and in the end just forgettable.

Kids may like it a lot, because of its hardcore generated "cuteness" and sentimental manipulations. On more professional evaluation, it just cannot compete with serious animation.

6/10


Evil Aliens, UK (2005)

Horror comedy that can be fun only for the fans of such entertainment. The creator of this flick was definitely aiming for Peter Jackson's Braindead, whether inspired by or imitating it.
Lots of gore in the form of all kind of fluids, directly displayed intestines and decapitated body parts, separated from their owners by different weapons and also by variety of mechanical tools (including big Combine Harvester - great scene), some nudity, cheap special effects, stereotypical characters, a lot of cursing, occasional funny one-liners, gruesome deaths, you know, the usual content of any arthouse picture.

Entertaining to watch if only for some nice images and total disregard for human life, or any kind of life for that matter.

But as opposed to Braindead, which under the thick layers of gore and shredded organs was holding very clever content, the narrative of Evil Aliens is mostly dumb and even retarded, on the level of fart jokes. But the story is, of course, really not the main concern in such film, which turns out to be entertaining waste of time.

7/10

Trailer - Neo Action Double Feature

Very interesting trailers for the Japanese grindhouse double feature. First is Seishirayuri Kishidan: Super Gore Girl, telling a story of bloody and brutal reality in the... catholic girl school, and the second is Goo the Kung-Fusion Boy, about kung fu apprentice, that after the death of his master returns home and enters a high school. I really like how it looks like kung fu flicks from 70's.
The trailers are presented together as single video.


Source: Nippon Cinema



30 March 2009

Interesting Pictures



Lost is having it's best season since the first one, and after three frustrating years the show is really exciting again.
7 episodes left and I can only expect good things.

The picture is a fake Dharma Initiative vintage poster, made by fans, but it looks very interesting and creative.

Source and more Dharma posters: io9






First look at new Martin Scorsese's project Shutter Island. Based on the book, the movie is a mystery thriller with following synopsis:
Set in 1954, U.S. Marshal Teddy Daniels is investigating the disappearance of a murderess who escaped from a hospital for the criminally insane and is presumed to be hiding on the remote Shutter Island.
The movie features bunch of big actors, as appropriate for Scorsese's film, and it is going to be very anticipated this year.



First poster for upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie, directed by Guy Ritchie, is revealed.













A photo from the set of Centurion.

I've posted behind the scenes featurette a few days ago - here.





And the last picture is straight for WTF section. The Jesus light switch has gone horribly wrong and very amusing at the same time.
Not a new picture, but I just found it so I'll post it.

10 Movies With Best Endings - No Spoilers

What is the most important part in the movie? Everyone will have different opinion. Screenwriters, sitting hours in front of the computer screen day after day, know exactly what's most important to them. Directors, with their gaze at the "big picture", know what they need to pay attention to. Moviegoers, Film critics, everyone has something that most important to them to see in the film, TV show or short movie.

For me, it's the ending. No matter how you judge a film, the ending is the last thing that you see, this is the last impression, the closure. Endings has the power to turn the whole thing around. Good movies can be completely ruined by bad endings, on the other hand bad movies can upgrade themselves with great endings. Usually it's the ending that matters the most how you'll remember the film, memorable endings are the sign that the resolution of the film, the closure of the story, was delivered in very effective way, leaving powerful feeling from the watching experience.

So now I'll list number of movies that have great ending, that when the final credits roll on the screen you're still sitting there and staring at the screen, trying to digest what just happened. Since I can't mention them all, here is just 10 of them, and later I'll mention 10 more. So this is again, my objective judgment. The order of the films have no meaning, and I will not describe the ending, of course, no spoilers.

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Aguirre: The Wrath of God, 1972

Werner Herzog was really at his peak, as well as his leading star - Klaus Kinski. The movie is actually a metaphor about everything that is sinful in humanity. This is told in the form of a metaphorical journey, that I personally see as interpretation of Dante's Inferno. The ending is absolutely epic.





Brazil, 1985

Terri Gilliam was fiercely fighting to end the film as he wanted. The studio didn't like it for being too dark, so they edited a shorter version of the film, not only changing the end but the whole film (I saw this version and it's really bad). After big battle the studio gave up, and the result is great movie and one of the painful endings in the cinema history.




A Boy and His Dog, 1975

Cult post apocalyptic movie that every sci-fi fan should see. As opposed to somewhat innocent title, this movie is not innocent at all, and deals with some very mature stuff.
The best thing about the ending is, that it takes a few seconds to fully understand what happened. And once you do, a sense of shock and horror overwhelms you, you just cannot apprehend it. The next reaction - hysterical laugh, because there is no other way to deal with this.


The Conversation, 1974

Very unusual film by Coppola, that he did between the first two parts of The Godfather, and indicating his variety as director.
Very quiet film about paranoia and the evasiveness of realty. The ending is a perfect conclusion to the story, leaving the viewer with certain sadness.





Dark Star, 1974

I've already wrote about this film (here) in the review of Carpenter's work, and it's definitely deserves another spotlight.
Amazing ending, very successfully catching the essence of eternity, the vastness of the universe and how insignificant all human problems on Earth really are compared to it. In philosophical sense.




Time of the Gypsies (Dom za vesanje), 1988

Probably the best film by Kusturica, and I've seen most of them. Very grim and rough, with his familiar style of surrealism and magical reality and with superb story. The power of the ending is that it happens on the highest point in the film, both emotionally and story wise. After that point can be only decline, and this is exactly where the movie ends. This mind blowing ending feels like someone hit you on the head with a hammer.



Fireworks (Hana-bi), 1997

Most famous film of Tkeshi "Beat" Kitano, that his works I am planning to cover in "Meet the Director" series of stories later.
The ending is so unexpected and touching, that it leaves the feeling of a bitter emptiness. The movie stays in mind for a long, long time just because of it.




Rabid, 1977

Old "body horror" Cronenberg at his best, probably the first director ever to feature porn star (Marilyn Chambers) in legit film. The ending is very morbid and cynical, like in any good B movie don't expect a happy ending.





Silent Running, 1972

Cult sci-fi about loneliness and desperation in space with metaphorical references. The movie could be just average, but the ending it what upgrades it entirely.
Worth seeing if only to experience the powerful ending.





Raging Bull, 1980

No need to introduce neither Martin Scorsese nor Robert De Niro. The ending is just a final signature, maybe not as remarkable when on its own, but as the end to this masterpiece it's just perfect.

29 March 2009

Update: Anime Trailer - Cat Shit One (2009)

Usually I don't post trailers for Anime series, but this one is so outrageous that I have to post it.
Based on 1998 manga, which was also published in English under name Apocalypse Meow. But as opposed to the original books, describing Vietnam War, this new series will deal with more current military conflicts in middle east. Also the main protagonists, the Rabbits, are not army soldiers, but work for private military organization.

Animated movie - Batman/Superman: World's Finest (1998)

Now this is how real Batman should be like. Not the lousy Dark Knight wuss, this is a real superhero.

First part, out of six, of the animated film from 1998 Batman/Superman Adventures: World's Finest. Enjoy this very cool movie, that can only remind me why I consider animated Bruce Wayne as the best Batman there is.



Look for the following parts inside the player's window once the current episode is over.
Direct links: Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6.

Video Clip - Ong Bak 2 (2009)

The movie was already in theaters in Thailand and some other countries in Asia, but it will take some time until the film will arrive to the west for the wide public, beside festival screenings.
For now we have only trailers and video clips, like this one.



The HQ may not work on the first time, try to jiggle it a little and it will work eventually.

28 March 2009

Cool sounds on Tesla Coils

Apparently, Tesla Coil can make sounds like an old synthesizer, and since the amplitude of the voltage can be controlled, the coils could be used to play music. Watch this crazy video to see by yourself.



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